Our department computer lab has an ancient audio speaker wired to the central teacher console that nobody has touched since 2018. Yesterday during our 2-hour dull Solid State Physics lecture, someone found the open Bluetooth receiver named 'LAB_AUDIO_SYSTEM_01' and connected to it from the last bench. Instead of playing a joke, they queued up the lofi instrumental version of 'Kun Faya Kun' at 10% volume. The entire lab went dead quiet, and even the professor paused mid-equation, smiled, and said 'Chalo, mahaul accha hai' and kept writing.

We were playing corridor cricket in Block B with a taped tennis ball at 1:30 AM. My roommate hit an accidental lofted straight drive that sailed right through the hostel warden's open kitchen window and landed directly into his pressure cooker whistle. We had 10 seconds to decide whether to flee or retrieve the ball. We ran. The next morning at the notice board, the warden put up: 'Whoever hit the sixer into my dal, come collect your ball and pay 200 rs for broken spices'. True story.