Rating breakdown: 1. Flavour & Seasoning: 9/10 (rich roasted paneer with tangy green chutney) 2. Crispiness of Paratha: 8.5/10 (flaky without being an oil slick) 3. Portion size: 9/10 (fills you up after a 4-hour lab) 4. Value for Money: 10/10. Conclusion: Undisputed top 3 comfort meal on campus. Always ask bhaiya for extra onions.

Tested all four tea stalls between Gate 3 and Gate 4 over two weeks of lectures. Stall 2 with the clay bhar (kulhad) and freshly pounded ginger easily takes the gold medal. The elaichi aroma cuts right through morning lethargy.